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There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you. Tweet This Post

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you! Tweet This Post

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you! Tweet This Post

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If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I’d still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!! Tweet This Post

If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me. Tweet This Post

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more! Tweet This Post

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! Tweet This Post

1 bunch of coriander (cilantro) leaves 8 green chillies, chopped 10-12 cloves of garlic, peeled and chopped 1 and 1/2 inches of ginger, peeled and chopped 1 and 1/2 – 2 tsp. cumin seeds Salt to taste Juice of one large lemon Directions Grind together coriander leaves, green chillies, garlic, ginger and cumin seeds with [...]

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