NIIT : Not Interested in IT WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping [...]

Kuch beete lamhe jab laut ke aate hain..
Gam ke saaye saath me laate hain…
Hum jitna bhi chaahe aaine ke saamne mukuraana..
Na jaane aansoon kahan se aankhon me bhar aate hain…
Apni duniya ko aaj bhi khwaabon se sajaate hain..
Aankh khulte hi yeh sab bhi toot jaate hain….
Jaante hain na sach hoga ab koi sapna humara..
Phir bhi [...]

A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "Le crayon."
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A student asked, "What gender is computer ?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class [...]

Ishq Ne Insan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya , Kisiko Kavi To Kisiko Kangal Bana Diya,
Do Fulo Ka Boj Na Uthane Vaali Mumtaj Ki Yaad Main Shahjaha Ne Taaj Mahel Bana Diya.
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Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hai Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hai
Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hai Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hai.
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Ye aaine se akele main guftagu kya hai jo main nahin to phir ye tere rubaru kya hai
isi umeed pe kaati hai zindagi main ne woh kaash puchte mujh se ke aarzoo kya hai
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Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,
Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.
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I am a word of 5 letters! People eat me! If u remove my 1st letter I will b a form of energy! If u remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed 4 liiving. [...]

Ingredients
3 or 4 medium sized boiled potatoes Three fourth of cup of boiled green peas 100 gms of spinach 2 tb sp of chopped green coriander 1 tb sp of chopped green chillies 1 [...]