Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! — Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what sho uld we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. — It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking [...]
Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! —- Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. Tweet This Post
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke. The President was so amused, that [...]
Addition of Problem, Subtraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends…. So be careful. Tweet This Post
Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class – All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that’s because you are intelligent. " Bantu seeming content with [...]
NIIT : Not Interested in IT WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines SATYAM : Sad And Tired [...]
A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "Le crayon." ******** A student asked, "What gender is computer ?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups male [...]
Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a bomb, which one of them had in his lap. Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute, said the man carrying the explosive. Don t worry, the driver assured him, we have got a spare one in the boot. [...]
Boy to mother: I ve decided to stop studying. How come? asked the mother. I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much. Tweet This Post
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