Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what sho uld we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if Suicide is better or being Murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD.
He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives.
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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It’s called marriage.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women?’
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, Sir.
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
He got married to her … and the poor guy is now keeping up to his promise.
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Fact of life:
One woman brings you into this world crying and another ensures that you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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