One line Jokes SMS

When all else fails manipulate the data.

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How do I set the laser printer to stun?

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How do you get off a non-stop flight?

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If we quit voting will they all go away?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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How come night falls but day breaks?

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All stressed out and no one to choke

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Where there"s a will, I want to be in it

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Exceptions always outnumber rules

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I may not be perfect, but I"m all I got

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How do u occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!

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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…

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Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I"ll tel U l8r

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Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A:…

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In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob – So that"s…

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How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO…

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I"ve got the ship, you"ve got the harbor …

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Excuse me. I"m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I"m..

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I"ve got the ship, you"ve got the harbour …..

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