School: Two books for one subject. College: One book for all subjects. Company: Books? Ye kya hota hai. Only follow standards.   School: A White pipe in teacher’s hand – CHALK College: A White pipe in student’s hand  CIGARETTE Company: A White pipe in employee’s hand  100% CIGARETTE   School: Most Frequent letter- LEAVE LETTER [...]

Maa Baap ki Faryaad Aulaad k naam! Jis din tum humen boorha dekho, sabar karna aur humai samjhanay ki koshish krna. Jab hum khaty huey gandagi karen aur apny gandy kapry badl na saken to wo waqt yaad krna jab hum tumhry gndy kapry badalwaty thy. Jab hum koi baat bhol jaen to hum per [...]

U are… I.D.I.O.T. Intelligent Decent Impressive Optimistic Talented r u smiling now? YOU IDIOT Tweet This Post

Its a dedicated ceremony, an aniversary, but not wedding. The easy way to tell is its birthday. Have a smile in all the way & have a lovely birthday. Tweet This Post

Na tum baaz aao na hum baaz aen, Brabar khafa hon brabar manaen, Bohat khobsurat hain tewar tumhare, Khafa ho agar bhi to lagtay ho pyare, Meray g main a’ey gale se laga lon, Ada rooth jane ki tum se chura lon, Tumhari ada hum tumhi ko dikhain, Na tum baaz aao na hum baaz [...]

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear” Tweet This Post

Marriage? . 1 year:- Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:- CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA Tweet This Post

How amazing!! – A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins. Tweet This Post

“Barishon k mosam main, Dil ki sarzamenon pe, Gard Q bikharti hai, Is tarah k mosam main, Phol Q nahi khiltay, Log Q nahi miltay, Q faqat ye tanhai sath sath rehti hai, Q bicharnay walon ki, Yad sath rehti hai, Itni tez barish se, Dil k aainay per se, Aks Q nahi dhultay, Zakhm [...]