Shehnsha Akbar Ne Hukum Dia K Anarkali Ko Patthar Ki Deewar Me Band Kardo Shezada Saleem Bola, Abba Huzoor Isne Thori Kaha Tha K Pepsi 65 Rupe Ki Kardo.!! …:D Tweet This Post

Husband Texts Wife On Cell.. Hi,What R U Doing Darling? Wife: Im Dying Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: Sweet Heart,How Can I Live Without U? Wife:U Idiot Im Dying My Hair …Husband:Bloody English Tweet This Post

A Fact Of Life… Male Criteria For Life Partner They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe & Work Like ‘Massi’ (MAID):D Tweet This Post

I finaly realized That Cutting people from my life doesn’t mean ‘I Hate Them’ …It simply means . . . . . I Respect Me … =P =D A t T i T u D e P e R s 0 n I f I e D Tweet This Post

Girl: “How Much Do You Love Me?” Boy: “Look At The Sky And Count The Stars.” Girl: “But, It’s Daytime…” Boy: “Haha, Exactly.” Tweet This Post

Hum Ne To Osy Kaali Smj K Chor Dya Tha Jan|X… Hume Kia Pta Tha Fair N Lovly Itni Jaldi Asar Karegi, (“-”) <))> Dekh Yar _/\_ Hath Se Nikal Gai Kallo ;-> Tweet This Post

Height Of Nalaiq Pun… Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..? Son: Paper Was Tough! Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know? Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-) Tweet This Post

Height of dedication Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata? Papu:wo bat nhi hai. Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai… =P ;-> Tweet This Post

Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur! Thakur: lele, mere haath lele, basanti ke bhi laile, jay aur veeru ke bhi laile, ramu kaka ke bhi lele, Octopus banja kaminay! =P Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu to emotional hogaya! ;-> Tweet This Post

Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!! 10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!! Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!! “Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha”,,,!!! Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!! Or Kaha “Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi” Tweet This Post

1 pagal her waqt bolta tha “Ghulail banaun ga or chirya ko marun ga” “Ghulail banaon ga chirya ko marun ga” 1 din usko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia, Dr: AB KYA KARO GE? PAGAL: shadi karun ga, nokri karon ga, ghar basaon ga. DR: vry nice phir kya [...]

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya Tweet This Post