Shehnsha Akbar Ne Hukum Dia K Anarkali Ko Patthar Ki Deewar Me Band Kardo Shezada Saleem Bola, Abba Huzoor Isne Thori Kaha Tha K Pepsi 65 Rupe Ki Kardo.!! …:D Tweet This Post

Husband Texts Wife On Cell.. Hi,What R U Doing Darling? Wife: Im Dying Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: Sweet Heart,How Can I Live Without U? Wife:U Idiot Im Dying My Hair …Husband:Bloody English Tweet This Post

A Fact Of Life… Male Criteria For Life Partner They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe & Work Like ‘Massi’ (MAID):D Tweet This Post

I finaly realized That Cutting people from my life doesn’t mean ‘I Hate Them’ …It simply means . . . . . I Respect Me … =P =D A t T i T u D e P e R s 0 n I f I e D Tweet This Post

Girl: “How Much Do You Love Me?” Boy: “Look At The Sky And Count The Stars.” Girl: “But, It’s Daytime…” Boy: “Haha, Exactly.” Tweet This Post

Hum Ne To Osy Kaali Smj K Chor Dya Tha Jan|X… Hume Kia Pta Tha Fair N Lovly Itni Jaldi Asar Karegi, (“-”) <))> Dekh Yar _/\_ Hath Se Nikal Gai Kallo ;-> Tweet This Post

Mah-e-Ramzan Ki Aamad Mubarak U r invited on Iftar Dinner On 4th Roza(1st sunday of …coming Ramza) at LASANIA RESTURANT Gulshan-e-Iqbal Branch k Paas Wali Masjid Me;-> Tweet This Post

Agar Aap Ko Rozay Mein Bhook Lagti Ho Tou Sehri Me BISMILLAH Parh k … 1 Kilo Dahi, 1 Glass Duudh, 3-4 Parathy, 2 Glass Lassi, 2 Zinger Burger, 3 Boiled Egg, 4-6 Glass Paani, Chicken 2-3 Pcs, Maggi 1 Pckt, 6 Banana, 2 Double Biryani, 4 Naan With Karahi Kha Le’n “INSHALLAH” BHOOK NAHI LAGE [...]

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nhe hoye unki 4 Nishanian 1.Hath me Mobile hoga 2.Angutha buton pr hoga 3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga 4.Phr sochega k kisko Frwd kro =P Tweet This Post

(‘_’ )> <( ‘_’) (‘_’ )> <( ‘_’) (‘_’ )> <( ‘_’) JitNA MARzi kan lga k sun lo Magrib ki azan me abi bohot time hai! Sabar Karo Tweet This Post

Chor Die Wo Dhanday Jin K Anjam The Gande Pura Mahina Naik Kamo Ma Bitaonga Ab EiD K Bad Hi Nae Bachi Phasao ga (,”)/ hat ja yr /).) msjd ja /_ \_ rha ho Tweet This Post

Sehri k baad 15 ghante gheri nend so liya jae tou bhook or piyas nahi lagti. ZUBAIDA AAPA K totke Tweet This Post