Boy1: Meet my friend Tina Boy2. Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: v were caught sleeping together Boy1: What the hell? Boy2. during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
 
Moral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE…
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Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
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A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? A priest comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.
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1: unnecessary talk on phone and messages 2: Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA 3: you have all the data but you work before the dead line 4: right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends [...]

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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Ik sardar ne ek Garha khoda or aus me baith gaya. Dost ne poochha: "Ay ki ho raya ae? Sardar replied: "DONGIYAN SOCHAN"
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