Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what sho uld we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if Suicide is better or being [...]

I like you…
Because
1. You are never boring.
2. You know how to bring smile to my face.
3. You are always on my side.
4. You are perfect.
5. You always get fooled by me,like now.
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Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
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31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools..
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Boy1: Meet my friend Tina Boy2. Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: v were caught sleeping together Boy1: What the hell? Boy2. during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
 
Moral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE…
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Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
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A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? A priest comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.
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1: unnecessary talk on phone and messages 2: Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA 3: you have all the data but you work before the dead line 4: right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends [...]

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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Ik sardar ne ek Garha khoda or aus me baith gaya. Dost ne poochha: "Ay ki ho raya ae? Sardar replied: "DONGIYAN SOCHAN"
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