A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "Le crayon."
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A student asked, "What gender is computer ?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class [...]

Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a bomb, which one of them had in his lap.
Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute, said the man carrying the explosive.
Don t worry, the driver assured him, we have got a spare one in the [...]

Boy to mother: I ve decided to stop studying.
How come? asked the mother.
I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much.
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Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
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