When all else fails manipulate the data. ——————– How do I set the laser printer to stun? ——————– How do you get off a non-stop flight? ——————– If we quit voting will they all go away? ——————– Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ——————– How come night falls but day breaks? ——————– [...]

If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you ———– No guts, no glory, no brain, same story. ———– When money talks, the criminal walks ———– I"m not getting older…I"m getting bitter. ———– Hi-ho, hi-ho, it"s hand grenades I throw. ———– I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. [...]